Dump Biden
And replace him with, of course, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Let him bow out gracefully for the greater good of the party. Let him fall on his sword and take one for the team. And then let the joyful voices of 18 million Hillaryites be heard in the land.
It could happen. It WOULD work. Who cares what the media would say about it? Who cares, even, what McNoBrain and Caribou Barbie would say about it?
Nothing wrong with Biden. I like him a lot. He's got experience and all sorts of other worthy qualities. He's just not going to be able to overcome the LiarLiarPantsOnFire or the Lipstick'd Pig. Or Sarah Palin, either. Because we want/need someone who's going to tear both of them several new ones and look inevitable doing it.
If any woman votes for Sarah Palin simply because she's got two X chromomes (though I'm beginning to wonder about that...), she deserves to be drummed out of the regiment.
Biden Out, Hillary In. It would be freakin' brilliant, and it would sew things up for the Democrats in November. Obama would look like a genius, Biden would look like a hero (and would in fact be one), Hillary would look like The Return of the Queen, and Palin would be failin' (send her back to the tundra!) in her little attempt to shatter the glass ceiling that a million other women all her betters broke for her.
Come on, Obama! Just fuckin' DO it.
Let him bow out gracefully for the greater good of the party. Let him fall on his sword and take one for the team. And then let the joyful voices of 18 million Hillaryites be heard in the land.
It could happen. It WOULD work. Who cares what the media would say about it? Who cares, even, what McNoBrain and Caribou Barbie would say about it?
Nothing wrong with Biden. I like him a lot. He's got experience and all sorts of other worthy qualities. He's just not going to be able to overcome the LiarLiarPantsOnFire or the Lipstick'd Pig. Or Sarah Palin, either. Because we want/need someone who's going to tear both of them several new ones and look inevitable doing it.
If any woman votes for Sarah Palin simply because she's got two X chromomes (though I'm beginning to wonder about that...), she deserves to be drummed out of the regiment.
Biden Out, Hillary In. It would be freakin' brilliant, and it would sew things up for the Democrats in November. Obama would look like a genius, Biden would look like a hero (and would in fact be one), Hillary would look like The Return of the Queen, and Palin would be failin' (send her back to the tundra!) in her little attempt to shatter the glass ceiling that a million other women all her betters broke for her.
Come on, Obama! Just fuckin' DO it.
posted by Patricia Kennealy Morrison | 4:00 PM
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